Adventures of Secretarial Ninja

Just your average, everyday, run of the mill, miracle performing Secretarial Ninja!!!

laugh-addict:

HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T

IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON

I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS

THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY 

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18 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #315

ultrafacts:

1. Never base your life decisions on advice from people who don’t have to deal with the results of your decisions.

2. 90% of what’s stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don’t lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on, & enjoy your life!

3. In many cases, relationships should have a second chance. The exception is cheating. Never take someone back who cheats.

4. Think of being with someone you like/love the moment before you get your picture taken - perfect natural smiles everytime.

5. If you missed the lunar eclipse last week, there will be more on October 8th, 2014; April 4, 2015; and September 27, 2015

6. Spend your free time the way you like, not the way you think you’re supposed to.

7. When dealing with mean and overly critical people, no reaction is the best reaction as it makes them look like a fool.

8. Always order Papa John’s online. The code “25OFF” works every time for 25% off your order

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The Rooney Mirror Test

fitabled:

I got this in my mail today and I thought all of you could benefit from it. This test was created by Martin Rooney Founder of Training For Warriors

I have used a mirror to administer one test each day for the last 15 years of my life. As a result, I believe that I have…

Starting this today

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

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ilovecharts:

This is the Best Presentation Ever Given

This is actually really good break down of how to

communitynbc:

You should just reply to every work email you get with this gif set.

BAH HA HA HA YES YES

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